What did I do wrong? Or did I?

French girl age 5

Middlegirl said:
I was going to go make cookies for everyone, then I read the personal toilet part.... ;)
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So she was cute and really like play hoo hoo, this is not doctor, more pre-med. So she taught me that water was eau en Fraçais.

And a few few days later,I mean it is a big bottle and yes I could read, actually at age two, so I asked, "Mom, why are they putting water from the toilet in bottles?"

I do believe she did wet her pants. It was well received by all the guests at the cocktail party at our house that evening.

Choco chip? I want a bake-off between you and my daughter who spent about seven years testing, experimenting and perfecting both a choco chip cookie (excellent) and a brownie. (Better) I've read harlequin and heard the metaphor "weak in the knees" but never knew it was possible to make a brownie that could LITERALLY do that.
 
Hands up

Ok, I know. I should read who IS posting!
 
Funny story about brownies

I was at a bakery owned by a friend of Renee's picking up bread for dinner tonight, Amy (Amy is the owner/baker)was there and we were just talking about last weekend. There were two women eating brownies and I heard one say to the other..

"This brownie is so good, my vigina is jellouis of my mouth."

I looked at Amy, my mouth wide open.. Then I was like, can you get me one of thoes brownies? I have to say the woman who said thst was correct. I bought the rest in the case and I am gOing to deliver them to Renee and her coworkers at the hospital right now...

Good call crazy lady.. You are right

Wishing I could bake like that
 
Re (from Dickdomin):
"Is this a veiled drug reference? Or did Renee turn you over her knee, or did it make you think of that? And the shudder, are J7&j9 going to have extremely pungent silky ones?"
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Mmmm, drugs.

Wait, was there a question involved?

Delicious?

I was going to post my recipe for magic brownies, but I'm afraid that would be too delicious.
 
Holland?

kdt26417 said:
Re (from Dickdomin):


Mmmm, drugs.

Wait, was there a question involved?

Delicious?

I was going to post my recipe for magic brownies, but I'm afraid that would be too delicious.
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I'm sure there was a question and even a topic in this thread.
"OK lady take this plane to Cuba! I've got a bomb in my underwear and I am going to light the fuse!"

"No that is not the fuse! Give me a second here."
 
Oh Lordy, I hate it when that sort of thing happens.

"Wait, my wedding ring is on ze fuse! See if you can get it off."
 
nycindie said:
But Kevin, you promised 15-inch long schlong-shaped cookies. You need to revise the recipe!
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NYCindie, he just wraps cookie dough around his schlong.

Buyer, or eater beware, but he does promise fresh cream filling.
Comes with free tonsil massage.
 
Re (from nycindie):
"But Kevin, you promised 15-inch long schlong-shaped cookies. You need to revise the recipe!"
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Heh, I think I was going for the Ray effect. :) Next time I'll go for the Davison effect. (That is if I can wrap my mouth, I mean my mind around the concept.)

Re (from Dickdomin):
"NYCindie, he just wraps cookie dough around his schlong."
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... LOLOLOL, okay.

No no! If I did that they'd be 18 inches long. It's important to be consistent. :D

[SMH]
 
Inches vs mm

kdt26417 said:
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No no! If I did that they'd be 18 inches long. It's important to be consistent. :D

[SMH]
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I think he means 18 mm. Bring your electron microscope. It should be visible with that! Lol
 
I consider that a slam. And besides, I'd make an excellent butler.

Although if they do photograph it with an electron microscope, I hope they enhance the image with a rainbow of colors. For dramatic effect.
 
kdt26417 said:
I consider that a slam. And besides, I'd make an excellent butler.

Although if they do photograph it with an electron microscope, I hope they enhance the image with a rainbow of colors. For dramatic effect.
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Just so long as to didn't catch fire and get classified as a flame! NYCindie might raise that laser scope again.
Is a butler someone who take it in the butt?

And rainbow of colors? Pantone, just saying
 
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